Monday, August 20, 2012

And The Winner Is....

Stephen N., you have won your very own copy of The Bunny Game. Oh the postal deliveryman has no clue as to the vile piece of nasty he'll be cramming into your mailbox hole!

As chosen by the filmmaker himself, here is Stephen's entry:

'Without a doubt the most disturbing film I have ever seen is Killer Klowns From Outer Space. That movie has traumatized me forever!! I was a young, naive and care free child with no real fears to speak of. That all changed the day I watched KKFOS. I haven't looked at a clown the same way again. I thought they were all murderous aliens from that day forward. I wouldn't even go into the bathroom for awhile (if you have seen the film you know what I am talking about; ya know, those fucking clown tentacle things). It may seem like I am lying or joking or something but I am not. I am a grown man and I can tell you those motherfuckers are so real to me (even though I know they are fake) and if I even see someone in one of those KKFOS costumes you can bet I will curl up into a little ball and start sobbing like a baby! My heart is starting to race just thinking about those fuckers! To this day I won't even look at the damn cover of the movie I am that terrified. I won't even allow a copy in my house. And that is the ONLY thing that scares me now! In short, I would rather commit suicide than EVER see that film again. EVER!!!!!'

Crazy hardcore yo!  And here is the filmmaker's rationale behind his pick:

'Even though Killer Klowns From Outer Space is a comedy, I have to agree that there is something truly WRONG with those fucking clowns.  They are HIDEOUS looking.  Sadly, I know of others that were similarly damaged by the film and unrelated clown experiences in their childhood , so I can sympathize with Stephen, especially since he was at such a tender age for his screening.  I played a really mean trick on a co-worker once after hearing that she was deathly afraid of clowns [i didn't believe it], so I changed her desktop image on her work computer to this hideous painting of a clown I found online and watched in horror as she had a full-blown melt down with tears and everything after waking up the computer.  Feeling bad all these years about my trick, it's only fair the disc go to Stephen, who will now be afraid of prostitutes, truckers and truck stops!  Remember, Stephen, stay away from the far stall in the Men's bathroom at a Flying J, never do cocaine with strangers that casually lick between your fingers, and, at all costs, do not accept rides from truckers in big, black rigs.'

- Adam Rehmeier

So congrats Stephen and thanks everyone for playing!

Cortez the Killer

1 comment:

Stephen N. said...

HA! Take that you fucking space klowns!! Thanks guys!