Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Final Destination 5 (2011)

Fear 1/5
Gore 5/5
Entertainment 5/5
Creepiness 0/5

If you've seen any of the films in the series, then you've seen this one. Oh but there's a 'twist' on how you can really confuse Mr. Scythe Bearing Deathy Pants. And a neat-o scene at the end that references the first film.

It also contains one of the best death scenes in a horror film from the past year. Bummer on the dismount!
The End.

Cortez the Killer

4 comments:

Sir Phobos said...

lmao, well alright, then. I'm pretty sure I've only seen the first one, and that dismount is, like, the shittiest one I've ever seen. Why did death have to make her out to be a crappy gymnast?

Emily said...

Yup, sums it up. Next to ATtack the Block, this was easily the most fun I had in a theater this years. One of the most enjoyable sequels of any franchise in a long time.

Matt-suzaka said...

Despite my eternal love for the franchise, I haven't seen the final Final Destination, but this review is so wonderful!

Planet of Terror said...

Isn't this like the most awesomely epic movie review, like EVARZ??!!