Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Dream Warriors In Combat

Just in time for the DVD/Blu Ray release of the shit sandwich that is the NOES remake, is a blogger throwdown of sorts between myself and the wonderfully talented Ms. Emily Intravia of the Deadly Doll's House of Horror Nonsense. I thought it was an atrocious crapfest while Emily wasn't as hard on it and actually thought there was a lot of merit to it.

The debate (via email) intermittently went on for a couple of months as I got married and bought a new house and Emily was hard at work bringing peace to the middle east (or not). But given the timing now, we've decided to release our hilarious discourse upon the masses!

You can read the entire debate here:

Weigh in with your thoughts and follow her fantastic blog if you aren't doing so already.

Cortez the Killer


Geof said...

That debate was hilarious. I choked on my drink when you threw in a Mets dig out of nowhere. Of course your attack on the vertically-challenged was uncalled for. =)

JennyB said...

It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be but it could of been done a lot better. Jackie Earle Haley was still a crappy choice for Freddy and the make up looked awful. Freddy looked like a alien Asian with down syndrome.

P.s. that's not a bash on Asians or people with down syndrome.

The Film Connoisseur said...

Funny, I know a lot of people hated it, but I just posted a review on how much I liked it. I mean, it had a few things wrong with it, but it wasnt as bad as I had thought.

I'm checking out your debate now...Ill comment after I read it.

jervaise brooke hamster said...

I want to bugger Penelope Sudrow (as she was in 1987, not as she is now obviously).

Cortez The Killer said...

@Geof, it was a bit below the belt but I'm a Padres fan and have virtually no room to talk shite.

@JennyB, Bwahaha. Now that's a comparison i hadn't heard before but it fits!

@TFC, good write-up my friend. But I'll have to respectfully disagree with you on this one. Its just a terrible terrible film all around.

@jervaise, I don't know what to say about that. I don't find her the least bit attractive but to each their own ;)