Friday, August 6, 2010
Best Metal Moments In Horror History
Meet Martin. He's a total loser. When he's not getting pooped on by his manager at work, he daydreams of being a rock n' roll star. The only problem: he can't play guitar worth shit.
So what's the world's biggest uber dork going to do? Make a deal with the devil and a voodoo priestess of course. Enter a best metal moment in horror history when he comes face to face with his new persona. He meets the new 'him', who's sporting a dual guitar and two half naked chicks around each leg. Now that's fucking metal!
Martin then kicks out the lead singer of another band that is totally lame and incredibly homoerotic. Like a cross between Jim Morrison and Boy George. But his new found gig comes with a price: he's turned into a demon who's gotta feed on other people.
Check out Shock 'Em Dead if you've never seen it before. A ton o' fun. Oh, and the guitar solos (performed by Micheal Angelo Batio) are ludicrously over the top.