T&A Factor: 2/5
Words cannot begin to describe the sheer amazing-ness that is this film. I've watched it two times in as many days. I'll let my notes do the talking.
- Kid into heavy metal summons demon girl from book; haunted by her in his dreams
- Agrees to help girlfriend throw a party for her sister who's trying to get into a sorority
- Girlfriend makes bud brownies, lines up liquor bottles in prep; not true 80's horror film party w/o the coke
- Sorority gal talks to sister, tells her guy she is dating 'Has a big heart but not much else'
- Asks her what she is cooking for Brad: 'BREAST of chicken? COCK Au Verre?' Def. a whore
- Another sorority gal asks 'Where's the phone?' girlfriend responds in negative, sorority gal responds 'Mondo bad planning, what if I had to call my broker?' Yup, def. an 80's horror film
- Demon girl crashes party, oh snap
- Here we go, someone busts out mirror & starts chopping up the nose candy
- Someone asks 'Where did Suzy go?' Another responds 'How should I know?'; no investigation ever takes place
- Party gets boring, charades is suggested, '3 words', woman strangles self, makes choking noises; drunken guy shouts 'Rambo'
- Brad gets w/ whore behind back of sister; comes in about 2.5 seconds, makes silly grunting noise
- Sister gets bummed about Brad hooking up, hits the bottle, says 'I never knew tequila tasted like this. I wonder what worms would taste like in diet soda?'
- Demon gal seduces one of the guys, he wears tighty whiteys; all horny, he strokes his own leg
- She ties him up w/ electric chord; makes him drink water and plugs chord into wall, frying him
- Never good at physics, is this possible?
- Sister gets sick from drinking too much, pukes all over whore and Brad as they lie in bed; whore calls her a 'fucking cunt'
- Other drunk dude and girl start getting frisky, bust out Reddi Whip
- Before penis plow, says needs another drink, dunks head into punch bowl; demon gal stabs him and spears girl w/ fireplace poker
- Whore says 'Birds of a feather flock together'; sister wakes up after passing out, finds out they are back together; starts hitting bottle again
- Find out demon gal is a succubus and made pact w/ metalhead
- Metalhead sold souls of party goers to write better lyrics and get more girls; he's wearing a Def Leppard shirt, he's fucked
- Demon gal plays tonsil hockey w/ dude, goes down stairs and bites off his wee-wee
- Whore runs into girlfriend as she's leaving the party, says 'Maybe I should say goodbye to your boyfriend and give him something better than you gave him'
- Metalhead takes razor to whore's neck before she can leave; bitch served
- Girlfriend and shit-faced sister (w/ bottle still in hand) band together, kill tighty whitey dude who's turned into a zombie w/ ski pole
- Sisters grab power drill and kill metalhead who comes after them w/ knife, drilling straight through neck, taking off head; gore well done
- Demon girl gets pissed and goes after sisters, they're screwed
- WTF? dude from mental hospital barges in, grabs demon girl, and says 'What are you doing out again?'; hellooooo random
- Next scene, script writer talking about film; all didn't really happen
- Knock on door, he opens and gets knifed; movie ends
- Clearly directors ran out of funds
As you can see, this film is all fucking class and brilliance. Goddamn I love 80's horror films. Do whatever you can to track down a copy of this movie.
Cortez The Killer