Friday, September 4, 2009

Sleepaway Camp 3: Teenage Wasteland (1989)

Fear 0/5
Gore 0/5
Creepiness 1/5
Entertainment 0/5

Totally disposable turd of a movie that makes Sleepaway Camp 2 look like . . . well less turd-like I guess. Both movies are turds, but this one is slightly turdier due to the absence of gore. And a few more boobs and punk rockers and heshers. It also has a pretty sweet cock rock soundtrack that includes the Canadian 'eavy me'al band Anvil.

One of the heshers, in a scene designed to illustrate the rebellious nature of the dude, cries out "teenage wasteland!" for no reason at all while vandalizing a tent with spray paint. It's that kind of a movie.

The plot this time around is that a group of goody two-shoe kids from the suburbs are bussed in to camp with a group of leather jacket wearing toughs from the wrong side of the tracks. They bicker, insult each others class and race and eventually sleep with each other before being killed off one by one by Angela, the same killer from parts 1 and 2.

The only remotely creepy part of the film is where Michael Pollard gets it on with one of the top heavy, naked bimbos in the tent. Made my skin crawl slightly.

So, yeah. If you've seen Sleepaway Camp 2 then you've seen this. The only difference is that part 2 has some fun, if cheap and dopey, gore. Part 3 has almost none. This movie sucks.

I'd rather date one of the Jonas Brothers.
I'd rather eat my own boogers.
I'd rather watch Forest Gump.

Skip. Turdy.

- Complaint Depart

1 comment:

Zacery Nova said...

"I'd rather date one of the Jonas Brothers."

This must be the worst film EVER made!