Sunday, February 8, 2009

The House on Sorority Row (1983)

Fear 0
Gore 2
Entertainment 0
Creepiness 0

This is the worst slasher film I have ever seen. The House on Sorority Row centers on a group of sorority sisters that play a prank on the old woman who lives in their house and watches over them (resident advisor I guess??). The prank goes wrong and they end up mistakenly killing the old bag.

The old bitty comes back, exacting her revenge and killing the kids with her cane (lame). There is little gore and worst of all, a cardinal sin is committed. The T&A factor is non-existant and the girls that live in the sorority are butt fugly. Not a single one of them is attractive. The best part of the movie is the totally aweful and hilarious (unintentionally?) band that plays at their parties.

Stay away from this one at all costs. No redeeming qualities at all, save for the hilarious house party band.

Cortez the Killer

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