Sunday, May 25, 2008

Cello (2005)

Fear 0/5
Gore 0/5
Entertainment 2/5
Creepiness 0/5

Muddled and confusing Korean import that dares to go where every single Asian ghost story before it has gone. This time around, the story makes even less sense, the special effects are less spectacular and the scares are at a minimum. Had I figured out what was going on before having it totally and completely spoon-fed to me at the end, I might have enjoyed this a tad more. But I didn't and I think this is lame.

There is more blood in the poster than in the entire movie.

I'm not even going to bother spelling out the plot. It's boring, nothing happens and when it does, it's still boring. Skip.

- Complaint Department.

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