Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Arachnia (2003)

Fear 0/5
Gore 0/5
Entertainment 2/5
Creepiness 0/5

2003? Seriously? Low budget nightmare of a film about claymation giant spiders attacking a group of ding dongs stranded on a farm. It's like Gilligan's Island but dumber. Don't even ask why I watched this. I don't think I can even explain . . . it was. . . just. . . on for some reason. And I kept watching. Til the bitter fucking end.

Awful, but the claymation was phenomenal. How could it not be? It's claymation in 2003!

In sunnier news, I picked up a copy of the Citizen's Arrest anthology. Oh happy memories.....

- Complaint Department

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