this is probably going to suck, but i'll most likely see it anyway.
why does it have to involve children? don't they know that children are only good in horror movies when they are telling priests that their mothers suck cocks in hell or when they are the spawn of satan? stupid kids.
now a movie where the viral outbreak takes over pleasure island from pinochio, THAT would be a movie!
here's the trailer
posted by: the fucking beard
I'm with Beard on this one. It's not directed by Danny Boyle and it stars the guy that played Jeffrey Dahmer in the slow moving and pointless snapshot biopic Dahmer. The trailer doesn't give me much hope, but it is nice to see Robert Caryle back in action. I liked him in Ravenous.
Posted by: Complaint Dept